Q-Marxx

Pitfalls of Atheism

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
--Henny Youngman

Just funny.

Drunk Riches

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
--Ernest Hemmingway

This just seemed fun.  If we followed this, we'd all be very wealthy ;->.

Sexual Misdirection

"Sex is something I really don’t understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away."

-J.D. Salinger, Holden Caufield in The Catcher in the Rye

This doesn't really apply to me (at least if you ask my girlfriend).  I remember the first time I read this in high school.  I thought it was hilarious because most men get lost (at least if you ask most women) and can't find their way.  To me, it sums things up in a nutshell.  Anyway, since it's Valentine's Day, I thought this would be appropriate.

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

"Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine...you can't knock it over in one push.  You have to rock it back and forth a few times and then it falls over."
-Jerry Seinfeld

Just odd and true.  It always makes me smile.